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goldfinger - 09 Jun 2005 12:25

Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

hewittalan6 - 09 Jun 2005 16:27 - 8 of 79949

I'm jealous Mickey. If my luck with women were as bad as my luck with stocks (I hold YOO) I would be having a 3-some tonight with vera Duckworth and Waynetta Slob. I'd prefer a hand shandy anyday!!

mickeyskint - 09 Jun 2005 16:34 - 9 of 79949

Even my Viagra's gone past it's sell by date. Apparently it (Viagra) can make you blind. So that's what Steve Wonders promblem was.


hewittalan6 - 09 Jun 2005 16:39 - 10 of 79949

Be careful with Viagra. If you don't swallow it quickly it can give you a stiff neck.

mickeyskint - 09 Jun 2005 17:10 - 11 of 79949

I like that one Alan, made me chuckle.



hewittalan6 - 09 Jun 2005 17:12 - 12 of 79949

I take a half viagra a day so I don't widdle on my shoes!!

driver - 09 Jun 2005 17:28 - 13 of 79949

Found it the epic don't work, but the link did.

bosley - 09 Jun 2005 17:36 - 14 of 79949

i take viagra to stop me rolling out of bed when i'm asleep!!!

mickeyskint - 09 Jun 2005 17:36 - 15 of 79949

I encouraged my wife to invest some of her own money in GMC. Unfortunately I completely miss timed the entry point and bought at 19p. Well you can just imagine what my life's been like over the last couple of months. Everyday I'm asked, in that acidic bitchy tone that only women can generate "and what are my shares doing today, still down I expect". I've got so fed up I've started to lie and told her they're trading at 17p. Infact they're at 12p. In 6 weeks or so I'm due my annual leg over, so I've started on the Viagra early to get a good build up of steam. In 6 weeks I'll be like a Saturn rocket. But if she finds out I've in lying she'll go crazy and I'll end up on the moon with some martian slapper. So if my posting start to appear green and cheese, you'll know what's happened.


EWRobson - 09 Jun 2005 17:39 - 16 of 79949

So this is the corner for the hoary old men, taking imaginary Viagra to assist their imaginary daydreams with imaginary women. Very like my imaginary drive which takes an almighty imaginary leap before trundling into an imaginary hole. What would we do without the imagination? We might even try real investing which would be incredibly dangerous and land us in poverty street. Well done, gf.

Eric, I imagine

stockdog - 09 Jun 2005 19:30 - 17 of 79949

On the same theory as investing in shovels rather than goldmines, I long ago took to investing in Viagra!


wilbs - 09 Jun 2005 21:20 - 18 of 79949

Good on ya stockdog,keep it up.

EWRobson - 09 Jun 2005 21:26 - 19 of 79949

That's why there are lots of little stockpuppies in every investment centre! Don't encourage him, wilbs, he has a voracious appetite for bitches!


wilbs - 09 Jun 2005 21:30 - 20 of 79949

* A Viagra delivery truck was high-jacked: The police are looking for two 'hardened criminals'. They expect a stiff penalty under the penal code.

* Unconfirmed but frequent reports tell us that a man who overdosed on Viagra caused the funeral home problems - they couldn't close his coffin lid for 3 days.
Even so, we're told that the funeral home industry is happy about Viagra overdoses: Lots of new stiffs means an upswing in business.

* The Viagra computer virus turns your floppy disk into a hard drive. The Viagra Super virus then sucks all your data off the hard drive.

* Have you tried the new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and you're up all night.

Thank you very much and good night.


wilbs - 09 Jun 2005 21:31 - 21 of 79949

Eric, lets hope he can keep it up then!!!

EWRobson - 09 Jun 2005 21:39 - 22 of 79949

Doesn't it go down with a dog?

EWRobson - 09 Jun 2005 21:41 - 23 of 79949

or can they do missionary position?

wilbs - 09 Jun 2005 21:43 - 24 of 79949

It depends if its an Essex dog Eric.

EWRobson - 09 Jun 2005 21:54 - 25 of 79949

We'd better ask dynamite then, Wilbs!

EWRobson - 09 Jun 2005 21:56 - 26 of 79949

This may not be what you intended, goldfinger, but the imaginations are boggling alright!

moneyplus - 09 Jun 2005 21:56 - 27 of 79949

hmmm--obviously one for the lads but I don't mind lurking it gives an insight into men's tiny minds and etceteras ! MS why don't you give your wife the viagra--she might surprise you. I can just picture you doing a Jack Duckworth!! I don't normally watch Corrie but did see some of it last week--nothing can keep Jack from his pigeons. sorry I'm rambling--it must be because all my shares are struggling!
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