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goldfinger - 09 Jun 2005 12:25

Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

driver - 09 Jun 2005 17:28 - 13 of 80962

Found it the epic don't work, but the link did.

bosley - 09 Jun 2005 17:36 - 14 of 80962

i take viagra to stop me rolling out of bed when i'm asleep!!!

mickeyskint - 09 Jun 2005 17:36 - 15 of 80962

I encouraged my wife to invest some of her own money in GMC. Unfortunately I completely miss timed the entry point and bought at 19p. Well you can just imagine what my life's been like over the last couple of months. Everyday I'm asked, in that acidic bitchy tone that only women can generate "and what are my shares doing today, still down I expect". I've got so fed up I've started to lie and told her they're trading at 17p. Infact they're at 12p. In 6 weeks or so I'm due my annual leg over, so I've started on the Viagra early to get a good build up of steam. In 6 weeks I'll be like a Saturn rocket. But if she finds out I've in lying she'll go crazy and I'll end up on the moon with some martian slapper. So if my posting start to appear green and cheese, you'll know what's happened.


EWRobson - 09 Jun 2005 17:39 - 16 of 80962

So this is the corner for the hoary old men, taking imaginary Viagra to assist their imaginary daydreams with imaginary women. Very like my imaginary drive which takes an almighty imaginary leap before trundling into an imaginary hole. What would we do without the imagination? We might even try real investing which would be incredibly dangerous and land us in poverty street. Well done, gf.

Eric, I imagine

stockdog - 09 Jun 2005 19:30 - 17 of 80962

On the same theory as investing in shovels rather than goldmines, I long ago took to investing in Viagra!


wilbs - 09 Jun 2005 21:20 - 18 of 80962

Good on ya stockdog,keep it up.

EWRobson - 09 Jun 2005 21:26 - 19 of 80962

That's why there are lots of little stockpuppies in every investment centre! Don't encourage him, wilbs, he has a voracious appetite for bitches!


wilbs - 09 Jun 2005 21:30 - 20 of 80962

* A Viagra delivery truck was high-jacked: The police are looking for two 'hardened criminals'. They expect a stiff penalty under the penal code.

* Unconfirmed but frequent reports tell us that a man who overdosed on Viagra caused the funeral home problems - they couldn't close his coffin lid for 3 days.
Even so, we're told that the funeral home industry is happy about Viagra overdoses: Lots of new stiffs means an upswing in business.

* The Viagra computer virus turns your floppy disk into a hard drive. The Viagra Super virus then sucks all your data off the hard drive.

* Have you tried the new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and you're up all night.

Thank you very much and good night.


wilbs - 09 Jun 2005 21:31 - 21 of 80962

Eric, lets hope he can keep it up then!!!

EWRobson - 09 Jun 2005 21:39 - 22 of 80962

Doesn't it go down with a dog?

EWRobson - 09 Jun 2005 21:41 - 23 of 80962

or can they do missionary position?

wilbs - 09 Jun 2005 21:43 - 24 of 80962

It depends if its an Essex dog Eric.

EWRobson - 09 Jun 2005 21:54 - 25 of 80962

We'd better ask dynamite then, Wilbs!

EWRobson - 09 Jun 2005 21:56 - 26 of 80962

This may not be what you intended, goldfinger, but the imaginations are boggling alright!

moneyplus - 09 Jun 2005 21:56 - 27 of 80962

hmmm--obviously one for the lads but I don't mind lurking it gives an insight into men's tiny minds and etceteras ! MS why don't you give your wife the viagra--she might surprise you. I can just picture you doing a Jack Duckworth!! I don't normally watch Corrie but did see some of it last week--nothing can keep Jack from his pigeons. sorry I'm rambling--it must be because all my shares are struggling!

EWRobson - 09 Jun 2005 22:45 - 28 of 80962

mp What's that about minds and tiny etceteras? Surprised at you. Just visited and posted on YOO; would prefer to visit YOU - now there's an investment; well, we do have MOI - in which tu et moi have holdings, je croix.

banjomick - 09 Jun 2005 23:41 - 29 of 80962

9 points to gain a RED FLAG when posting on a USA BB-made me smile!(free speach and alL that)

Someone who hyper-posts on only one stock.

Someone who uses multiple identities.

Some who repeatedly attacks or belittles others on a stock's message boards.

Someone who emerges as the stock's moderator, or even the leader of the discussion group on that stock.

Someone, with a short history in their member profile, who suddenly shows up during a stock run-up, and appears to know "all about" the company.

Someone who is nearly always the first to respond to company developments.

Someone who continuously hints at upcoming news and unannounced contracts.

Someone who hypes the company during the run-up and then "changes" his/her mind and begins attacking the company, its insiders and the project.

Someone who goes out of their way to find bad news about the company and makes a "case" out of it.

banjomick - 09 Jun 2005 23:44 - 30 of 80962

PS-Think i got RED FLAGGED after only one post-lol

chocolat - 10 Jun 2005 00:20 - 31 of 80962



hewittalan6 - 10 Jun 2005 10:41 - 32 of 80962

"Morning Alan "
"Morning Al"
"Hows life then?"
"Quiet today, Al. Stll licking my wounds from YOO yesterday"
"yeah, me too, Alan"
"Think it will improve then?"
"Hope the worst is over, cos I'm in it as much as you"
"how are your other picks doing then,Al?"
"Well, I'm still chuffed with CSB and BRW. Got into both of them at 30-odd p"
"Wow, me too!"
"remember that first ever investment we did?"
"Yeah, BBC at 50pps. What a time we've had since then."
"Still confident that one will hit 6, Alan?"
"Still confident."
"Not bad overall then?"
"Pretty good, Al. Speak to you next time I'm Bored"
"See you again, Alan"
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